Tears of the Kingdom causes NSFW Zelda search spike, even if it is a bit weird
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Because people can’t seem to help themselves, searches for NSFW Zelda content have skyrocketed after the release of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
I know two things are true in life: the water is wet, and people love to go on the internet and make NSFW content about generally SFW stuff. In this particular case, you’ll probably be sickened to hear that searches for NSFW Zelda content have absolutely skyrocketed (pun not intended) following the recent release of Tears of the Kingdom on Pornhub.
Unfortunately, it comes with the territory when it comes to a game like this, but it’s definitely a bit weird considering we don’t know how old Zelda is in the sequel. She turns 17 in the first game (no, it doesn’t count as she’s technically 117), and we don’t know how much time has passed between the two games. Link is about the same age as Zelda in the first game, as it covers Polygonso I would recommend keeping this in mind before searching for yourself.
When I say results skyrocketed, I really mean it: as of May 15, searches are up by an absolutely massive 1477%. But that’s nothing compared to the amount the search term “Purah Zelda” has gone up, which is an alarming 42,257%. Seriously, what’s up with that? This game is so massive, how do you have time?
Purah is also the most popular character, who is an adult in Tears of the Kingdom at least, so maybe stick with that if you’re in the mood for that kind of Zelda content to play it safe.
But honestly? The best person you can thirst for is the age-appropriate Ganondorf of him, which people were quick to do following the rehydrated reveal of him. That would be a better use for your Master Sword.
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