Monster Roadtrip Bartering Trinket Resources

Every good road trip is completed with at least one bad purchase decision. If it didn’t give you buyer’s remorse, it wasn’t a proper travel purchase. On Monster Roadtrip, you can get all the buyer’s remorse you could want from the Noodles stall at the rest stop. Here’s what you need to know about bartering trinket resources at monster road trip.

Monster Roadtrip Bartering Trinket Resources

Whenever you visit the rest stop after four events on the Monster Roadtrip, one of your activity options is the barter stand, operated by the lovable, unhinged jellyfish creature, Noodles. Noodles will trade you trinkets in exchange for trinkets you have on hand, increasing or decreasing your resources depending on the trinkets that were traded. This can be a good way to funnel resources out of categories you don’t need to where they would be most beneficial, but only if you know what you’re giving and taking.

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You start each race with four trinkets from a static assortment of six. When you exchange one of these trinkets for one from Noodles, you’ll still have it the next time you visit his stall. Noodles, for his part, changes his inventory every time you visit him. Also, the exact value of the resources he gains or loses depends on the length of his journey. An early game trade will only increase/decrease a resource by a couple of points, while a week 5 trade can increase/decrease a resource by five points.

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Here are the six trinkets you can start a game with and the resource each one affects:

• The sequel to an erotic fanfic about dragons: Hype
• Gas canister: Magical
• How to Take a Road Trip: The Book: The Mind
• Credit card (or SSN) of another person: Money
• Postcard from your Mom: Alma
• Scott Snacks: Resistance

In the meantime, here are all the items Noodles can carry and the resources they affect, categorized for your convenience:

advertising hype

• The dangerous blade-blade
• Enchanted guitar that only Wonderwall can play
• Forbidden Fruit Condoms
• Horse costume (butt only)
• inflatable boyfriend
• Marbles, guacamole and a penguin mask.
• MC Griffin’s album full of sick beats
• a cool tattoo

Magic

• A baby’s first Satanist kit
• emergency goat blood
• An evil deity trapped in a snow globe
• An exclusive cult membership ring.
• haunted rearview mirror
• mind control lessons
• pure horsepower

Mind

• Necronomic Encyclopedia
• lighting bulb
• The new and improved multiplication table
• Nuclear launch codes
• A Possibly Too Smart Toilet
• The truth

Money

• bounty hunter contract
• CEO action figure with real business tips
• Coin from a different dimension
• a title of nobility
• suck
• Treasure Map/Business Roadmap

Soul

• Bonus “+50 karma points”
• Ashes of a man whose dying wish was given to a random roadtripper
• Donation to Noodles Charity for Impoverished Noodles
• A jar of holy water
• T-Shirt “I went to heaven and all I got was this dumb t-shirt”
• A teacup unicorn in need of a good home

Endurance

• edible potato
• evil gummy bears
• An incredibly delicious salad.
• Instant noodles
• art macaroons
• Unbranded Scott Snacks
• primordial soup
• spare kidney

If you have something you need and a pressing need for something else, feel free to trade it for Noodles. Don’t worry, he will take good care of it. Probably.