I hate Marvel Snap and so does my toilet seat

marvel addon It’s better than it has a right to be. It’s certainly too good for the likes of me: a strictly single-player person who prefers a cozy PlayStation exclusive with exploration and narrative and no other human beings getting involved to screw it all up. But I couldn’t stay away, could I? Because you guys wouldn’t stop talking about it. And now I have a permanent imprint of my toilet seat on my butt and legs. This is your fault, each of you.

I curse you and him for its luscious sound design, its beautiful animations, its ultra-convincing battle and progression systems of just one more match that hook deep into your soul, firing every nerve in your pleasure centers along the way. road. .

I curse you and him for their excellent and truly free (for now) business model, which eschews any pay-to-win cynicism in favor of a design that strictly only accepts coins for cosmetic upgrades and keeps the game going. pitch level for those of us who have no desire to throw £8.99 at a handful of Dr. Doom Dollars or whatever.

I curse you and him for drawing my attention to this utter delight, which I’m sure would be a gateway to all sorts of card-based nonsense were it not for the fact that my attention span is fleeting and I definitely won’t. . be playing in three weeks.

I’ve made my peace with the fact that I’ll never unlock Venom in that time, but regardless, well done to everyone involved.